Mitsu Lancers

Over the last few years I have become increasingly annoyed with anyone who drives a Mitsubishi Lancer. It’s not the car itself that’s the problem: in fact, the problem lies in another car which Mitsubishi makes – the Evo. The Evo is a much more powerful, sporty, and capable version of the Lancer. The problem lies in the fact that people who drive Lancers, think they’re driving an Evo. This is simply not true. The resultant attitude creates a driving style amongst Lancer drivers that is nothing less than obnoxious, rude, and annoying.

Just this evening, driving home from Jasper, I had a Lancer come up behind my (oh-so-sensible) Corolla and proceed to ride my bumper creating an experience somewhat akin to the meeting of two dogs. After having a good sniff of my tailpipe, the Lancer moved around in front of me and proceeded to slam on their brakes. Not quite sure what that was about.

If this were an isolated incident, I wouldn’t bother taking note of it. However, I feel that I must conclude that there is a statistically significant link between rude drivers and the Mitsubishi Lancer.